Monthly Archives: May 2014

#part2

Since 1st sem of my 2nd year in UP, akala ko nawala na yung Elmo ko na notebook. I found it the other night. So here… again. This is like part 2 =)) But they’re still funny. HAHA.

 

Stan: Joke ba yan? O joke yan?

Echo: Hinde! Stupid ka lang talaga!

 

Karl: Knock knock!

Me: Who’s there?

Karl: Letter B.

Me: Letter B who?

Karl: Letter B (4x) Ang susunod na letter… letter C (tono ng Let it be to :)) )

 

*suspended classes*
Me: San ka punta?
Bravo: Tanga, may date tayo!

 

“Dapat ituloy. Hindi pwede basta iwan. Ganun talaga. May susulpot na di naman natin  kelangan, pero kelangan ituloy.” – Patty

 

“Mas nagpapasensya ang mas malawak ang pagiisip.” – Maam Jose

 

“Minsan, may mga bagay na akala mo tanggap mo na, masakit pa pala.” – Vianne

 

“Wala tayong pinaguusapan na nagkakaintindihan tayo.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Naintindihan. Nag-assume. Nag-effort. Naghanap ng solusyon.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Blindness does not exist. Only eyes that do not see.” – Maam Nora

 

 

“It will take time habang dinedevelop mo pa.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Nauubos ang oras kakahintay.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Huwag mo kong tawaging gwapo. The truth hurts.” – Jed

 

“Sorry? Sorry? Yun lang ba kaya mong sabihin?” – Echo

 

“Man can know the truth. But cannot handle it.” – STS

 

“We can only do so much.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Pag may ginive-up ka, di naman overnight, kaya na.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Not everything that can be thought of necessarily exits.” – STS

“We are put to opposition with those we love.” – STS

 

“There’s a time for departure even when there’s still nowhere to go.”    

 

“Walang pako na binaon na madaling tinanggal.”

 

“That’s life. Feelings change.” – Karl

 

“Sometimes, forever means a short time.”

 

Jad: *may hawak na ballpen* Itusok ko to sa mata mo!

Me: Edi nabulag.

Echo: Di pa ba?

 

*usapang Polsci 11 exam*

Me: Sir, ganto nalang. 50% ng exam galing sainyo. 50% galing samin. Ikaw sasagot.

 

HAHAHAHHAHA

 

“We have to correct the past.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

Me: Okay lang daw magdusa sa earth kasi pag namatay ang tao, endless happiness.

Dad: Sinulit mo naman yung pagdurusa

#OH

 

Nag-ring yung phone ni Echo na minion yung ringtone HAHAHA

 

Saab: Kelan kayo free, Maam?

Maam Caringal: Di nako magiging free.

=))

 

“You can hear her. But you’re not listening.”

 

“Paano ka makikipaglaban kung wala ka namang kakayahan?” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Only those who know their worth can fight for it.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“Pag importante, kahit less effort, naiintindihan kaagad.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

Saab:  Sino gusto manood ng mock LAE?

Karl: Bakla eh?

 

“Imagine nyo. Naghihintay kayo. Mukha kayong tanga.” – Maam Jose

 

“Pag sobra, sige, okay lang. Pag kulang, kelangan i-mali.” #MaamCaringalLines

 

“KAYA NGA UULITIN KASI HINDI NAIINTINDIHAN.” #MAAMCARINGALLINES

 

“Kahit kelan, hindi mali ang magmahal. Kung para sa isang tao, mali ito. Hindi sya marunong magmahal. Hindi pa sya kahit kelan nagmahal ng totoo.”

 

 

“You cannot exchange something bad for something bad.” – Sir Esguerra

 

“Pwedeng tama siya. Pero yung tama nya, natatabunan ng pagiging illogical.”

 

“May sasabihin kayo pero di nyo alam pano nyo sasabihin.”

 

Sir: May mga taong so tarantado.

Cesca: Conyo ka pala, Sir

=))

 

Sir Café: Yun Bahasa Indonesia.

Karl: Baha sa Indonesia? May bagyo ba?

=))

 

Sir Café: Si Prof Gerard Lanuza

Karl: JOEY TATAY MO *pa-joke*

Joey: …oo nga.

 

“Alam mo naman yung sakit mo, bakit di mo baguhin?” – Sir Esguerra

 

Karl: BBG alam mo yung On Top of the World?
Me: *sings* I’m on top of the world looking down on creation….

Karl: Di, I’m on the…. Marching through the snow. =))

 

“Lahat ng trial mo dito pinili mo bago ka pinanganak.” – Sir Esguerra

 

“There is so much hatred because it is unrequited love. Pagibig na hindi sinuklian.”

 

“Akala ko tibo ka tapos kaya mo ko finriend kasi crush mo ko.” – Cesca =))

 

 

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When It Ends For No Good Reason

*cries cos feels*

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During the daytime I manage not to think about you at all. Not to utter your name. Not to wonder where you are or what you’re doing or if I ever cross your mind. But like clockwork, the sun drops below the horizon, my head hits the pillow, and there you are. Flooding my thoughts.

I can’t ignore you, can’t sleep you away. I can’t escape you. It’s like every memory, good and bad, washes over me. Encompasses me. Traps me. Suffocates me. Every question left unanswered. Everything I wish I knew. Everything I’ll never know. But I continue to hypothesize. To formulate answers that may never come close to reality. But maybe that’s how I’ll get my closure. Because I know I can’t get it from you.

Maybe I’ll never know why it ended. Maybe you got bored. Maybe you got scared. Maybe the switch simply got flipped to…

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The Freedom In Letting Go Of What Only Exists In Your Mind

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There’s a difference between what something is and what we think it is. Rather, there’s a difference between the idea that anything is and the awareness that everything is illusory.

It sounds abstract and impractical, but it’s a truth that runs steady through the things that seem to matter most to us: we don’t get over someone just because they’re gone, we get over them when we get over the illusion that we still have to grieve. We don’t wake up one day and start loving ourselves, we start realizing that the reasons we didn’t were false beliefs illogically held. We compare ourselves to others to craft these ideas, we narrate our lives through the minds of others because the illusion of their perception, when we create it in our minds, is one we can control.

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1styear2ndsem HAHA ♥

Kanina, binabasa ko yung notebook ko nung 2nd sem. Huhuomg, tawa ako ng tawa. Mejjj. Ang dami kong naalala… umiyak din ako charot. Pero omgggg. I just wanted to write these down. Para kung sakaling malasin nanaman ako’t mawala tong notebook na’to, at least hindi na mawawala ‘tong mga ‘to. YES TARAY *heart*

 

Ako: Knock knock

Jed: Who’s there?

Ako: *sings punchline*

Jed: Pucha. Who’s there palang!

 

Stan: Tangina.

Me: Minumura mo ‘ko?

Vianne: Hindi. Minamahal.

#Taraaay

 

“We fight for the people we love, but until when?” – Sof

 

 

Yovo: Nanghihinayang ako.

Ako: Ilan ba score mo?

Yovo: 29/30

#buryo

 

Jago: May joke ka?

Me: My whole life’s a joke.

 

 

Ako: Yovs, binanggit ba ni Maam if may gamot yung colorblindness?

Yovo: Uh, 9:30.

#bingi

 

Sa Bio
Maam: Smoking can shorten your penis.

Jed: *tingin sakin*

Me: Wala ako nyan.

Jed: Wala ba? :))

 

“Di kayo naniniwala kasi you can’t explain.” – Maam Ramiro

 

“One day sasabihin nyo sa sarili nyo… sana bukas pa ang kahapon.” #MaamRamiroLines

 

Nung birthday ni Selene, sa bahay nila,

Tita: Ikaw Ysel, kelan ka magpapakilala ng boypren?

Nikka: Nako Tita, wala pa. Naghahanap pa kami sa internet. Basta pag pogi naging boypren neto, galing net. HAHAHAHA

 

Sir Marquez: Pili ka ng lalaki.

Max: Si Ave po.

Sir: …..lalaki.

 

“Mahirap magtiis. Pero kung naiintindihan mo yung dahilan bakit ka nagtitiis, kaya mong ngumiti kahit nahihirapan ka.” – Sir Dizon

 

First Rule: Wag kang maiinlab sa blockmate mo. Wag mong sirain yung block dahil sa pagibig. #siraangfirstrule

 

Bert: Desperado ka na ba?

Ako: Hindi.

Boo: Desperado ka na?

Ako: Hindi… how would you know?

Bert: Pag nagmumukha ka nang tanga.

Boo: Pag may nagsasabi sayong mukha ka nang tanga.

Bert: Pero di mo malalaman kasi sarili mo yan eh.

Ako: *speechless*

Bert: Ngayon lang kita nakitang manahimik.

 

Nagpaessay ata dati si Maam Caringal. Parang bakit daw mahalaga yung system of writing. Ang sagot ko: “If we did not learn the system of writing, I do not know how I will write this essay.”

 

Me: ANO AKO? COMFORT WOMAN?

Karl: HINDI KA COMFORT =))

 

“Walang mangyayari pag tinago mo yung emotions mo.” #MaamRamiroLines

 

“Mahirap maging pipi, lalo na kung bulag ang kausap mo.” – Makkie

 

Sir Agsalon: The Earth is NOT forever.

Me: Kasi wala namang forever.

 

“Ang problema sa distance, hindi mo alam kung may babalikan ka pa.”

 

Nagpamedical si Echo, tas nagkamali yung doctor, nilagay sa tenga ni Echo yung stethoscope. Doctor na pala si Echo =))

 

Me and Mom watching some drama

Me: Awww sakit naman nun.

Mom: Sya lang naman nagpapasakit eh. Pwede namang hindi.

#OOOOOH

Stan: May kuryente ba kayo sa bahay?

V: Oo. Bakit?

Stan: Kasi lagi kang nagchacharge dito =))

 

“Mula ngayon, ikaw na si Boy Lupa.” – Karl to Jed

 

Echo: Bat ka absent?

Nicole: Kasi di ako pumasok.

 

“Sa sobrang taba mo, nakikita pa lang kita, hina-highblood na’ko.” – Bravo :))

 

“I’m a bitch, so bear with it.”

 

Usapang fears sa Psych.

Me: Ako, I fear change.

Karl and the boys: Nagpatunog ng barya =))

 

“May mga taong tutulong at tutulong sayo. Hindi mapapagod na tumulong sayo.” – Jed

 

“Ayokong masaktan ako. Kaya ako na lang manankit.”

 

“Takot ako sa palaka. Kaya inuulam ko na lang.” – Echo

 

Maam Caringal: Kilala nyo si Esau?

Class: Isaw?

Maam: Kumakain kayo nun?

 

From Tulad ng Dati:

Teddy: Paano kung yung nawala sayo, di mo na mahanap?

Jett: Papalitan ko.

Teddy: E paano kapag di na mapalitan? Kung nawala na talaga?

Jett: Eh di kakalimutan.

Teddy: Last question, paano kung di mo na mahanap, mapalitan, at malimutan, anong gagawin mo?

Jett: Tatanggapin.

#awtsu

 

“Ang matindi magmahap ay parang UP student na nageexam. Hindi natingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na.” – Sen Miriam Defensor-Santiago

 

“*to UP students* You are the best of the best. Even if that’s not the truth, we insist.”

 

“Ano dinadrama drama mo? Di ka naman dramatista.” – Echo

 

Sa Psych, sabihin yung ideal person

Echo: Ano gagawin?

Karl: Sabihin mo paborito mong ulam.

 

Richard: Ayoko sa masyadong maganda.

Me: Ayaw mo sakin?

 

“What happens in the past, that’s what shames the future.”

 

Yung kamias, sinawsaw nila sa Nutella.

 

Birthday ni Dad,

Me: *nagtext* Hi Dad, Happy Birthday! I love you!

Daddy: Same to you!!

 

Maam Ramiro: Pag ikaw maganda o gwapo, ang gusto mong kaibigan, yung kabaliktaran.

Echo: O Ysel, alam mo na bakit kaibigan kita.

HAHAHA

 

“Either you adjust. Or you leave.”

 

“Pwedeng andun pa yung love. Pero wala na yung feeling na ‘high.’”

 

Ako: Kaninong phone yung nakacharge?

Echo: Sa tatay ko, baket?! =))

 

“How much risk can you endure?” – Sir Liquigan

 

Me: Echo! Pakopya! Mababangong Bangungot!

Echo: Gusto mo bangungutin na lang kita?

 

Me: *singing* Nasasaktan ako beybe!

Echo: Gusto mo saktan nalang kita?

 

“If you want to cram, you should cram. In style.” – Sir Boots

 

Yovo: *singing* Whats ya flava? Tell me whats ya flavorrr…

Echo: *pasigaw* MANGO! Okay na?!

 

“I am afraid of what lies beyond. But I have too much pride and greed to do suicide.” – Yovs

 

“Hihina ka if you can’t protect yourself.”

 

“Si Ysel minsan maganda. Minsan hindi.” – Jans

 

Me: San ba ko nagkulang?

Bet: Sa height =))

 

Nakitext ako kay Jed kasi wala akong load.

Bet: *nagreply sa phone ni Jed* Magpaload ka. Para maganda ka.

Jed: Gago. Kahit 500 pa load mo, panget ka pa rin. :))

Tas nagulat ako kasi di na pala ako nagsulat nung 2013 omg puro ata nasa Tumblr or not omg huhu so yehey 2014 pero next time na kasi buhay pa naman ako ❤

 

 

You Don’t Need Him Like You Think You Need Him

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It isn’t hard to fall in love with someone and start to compartmentalize your life around them. It’s not hard at all; it’s actually effortless, unconscious and really emotionally convenient. You start to divide yourself into pieces — things you like about yourself, things you don’t, things you want to change, things you want to be, things you want to avoid, etc — and you use that person as a glue; a kind of synapse that allows each piece to coexist and interact with each other independently and without interference. You use that person to link parts of you that are only disjointed because you disconnected them. You were whole on your own, but you broke yourself so that they could hold you together and fill the gaps. You stay with them because you’re terrified of falling apart once you come unglued and those synapses stop firing.

We put too much weight…

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An Open Letter To My Present Self

F E E E E L S *cri*

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Dear Present Me,

You are very stubborn and headstrong. Although you ask for other people’s advice, you do not listen. You respect it but in the end you always do what you want. You like to learn the hard way.

But that is also your best personality trait. You fight for what you want and never surrender until the very end, and even then you still find it hard to let go.
I have never known a person who after being heartbroken time and time again, would not give up on love altogether. Yet you are still hopeful that prince charming or mr right will one day arrive. Even though at the back of your mind you aren’t so sure. Deep inside there is still that glimmer of hope that you hold on to.
You love like no other.

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When you are in love that…

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Why Is It So Hard For Me To Forget You?

And we could be together as long as skies are blue.

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They say that in due time you will forget everything. Everything that you went through, everything that caused the pain, the tension, everything worth forgetting. But what they don’t understand is that then, at that moment, you don’t want it happen. You don’t want to let go. You are scared. What if he walks away today and never comes back? What if letting this go is all but a mistake? What can I do to hold on to this for a little bit longer?

They say that it gets easier with time. You forget about it. But maybe, just maybe, you never forget about it. It is always there. The pain. Maybe you get used to it. Isn’t that the only option you have? The pain, it doesn’t heal with time. You simply find a way to deal with it. To deal with the way it agonizes in you, to…

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From the very bottom of my right-now-shattered-heart, I would like to thank my church friends, especially the ones I spent one whole night with, for being the people I can run to. I found home in them, and that fact will never fade. In such a short period of time, I found love with them. I never thought we’d be this tight, but here we are, making sure we love each other, and that we care; that we’re not just friends, but a family.

God knows what I need. And I’m really grateful He gave me these people. Right now, I couldn’t really imagine life without them. Imagine people surprising you on your birthday even when you didn’t know one another that much yet. And then, the next year, dancing with them to your 18 roses, and hearing their wishes for youuu. For two years, I spent my birthday with them, and I’ll make sure that’ll happen every year.

You don’t usually find people to keep forever.

Or maybe you do, but then you realize you were wrong.

But for certain, these friends are for keeps. Foreverrr.

Hanggang mag-35 ako… hanggang CANA. ❤

 

Thank youuuu, guysss, for being there. For being the people I can run to. For being such wonderful blessings. For proving to me that in hardships, you find love, and more love, through the people around you.

Love youuuu!!!! >:D<

Kamusta na? Nandyan ka pa ba? Wala na yatang ibang magagawa kundi tumawa. Andyan pa ba mga alaala? Ang tanging bagay na naiwan sating dalawa.

 

May 14, 2014

Hindi ko alam bakit napakamadugo nitong araw na’to. Ang dami kong naisip. Ang dami ko ring pinilit isipin. Pagod pa.

 

Napagtanto ko kasi, ang lungkot lang. Isipin niyo, nage-exam kayo sa Math. Tapos yung isang item na pinapa-solve, may radicals tas may complex fraction tas may iba’t ibang expression na kelangang i-factor o kelangang i-rationalize. Tapos may complex numbers pa. Sa huli, ang sagot lang pala ay 1.

 

Tama sana yung sagot mo, pero nagkamali ka sa sign.

Naging -1.

 

Tapos, yung prof mo, ang chinecheck lang, final answers.

So dahil sa isang sign, nagkamali ka. Nawala lahat ng sanang 12 points mo.

 

*Hindi ganto prof ko*

Ang punto ko dito, diba masakit yun?

 

Lahat naman, ginawa mo. Piniga mo lahat ng kaya mong ipiga. Pinagod mo kamay mo, at utak mo.

Tapos isang mali mo lang, wala na lahat.

 

Isang. Mali.

Wala. Na. Lahat.

 

Hindi ko alam kung bakit ko ‘to naiisip. Hindi naman ganto yung nangyayari. Hindi pa. Sana hindi. Pero nakakatakot kasing isipin na may posibilidad na ganyan yung mangyari. Sana lang hindi.

 

Sana kayang tignan ng mga tao yung pinilit nating gawin para makasagot. Para maayos lahat. Hindi lang yung pagkakamali natin.